Tell Me A Lie

From A New Perspective


Hi I'm Martha!
I run this blog. Its not that special.
what do you expect from a weird Asian kid?
I blog about bands and TV shows.
And I crying is my passion.



reaction to disney movie songs
age of 8: oh my god this is so awkward i hate these parts why isn't there just normal dialogue please stop the singing
age of 18: PRINCE ALIII FABULOUS HEEE ALI ABABWAAAA
14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

Title:PATRICK SCREAMING IN JOCK POWERVIOLENCE
Artist:Weekend Nachos
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stumpjpg:

SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO BREATHE AGAIN

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

ajsaywhaat:

dangerhamster:

100,000 notes and I wonder how many people realise this line was improvised by a 7 year old

For those that don’t know, this is a show called Outnumbered. A British show where the child actors are only given guidelines not actual lines so they say whatever feels natural for them to say in the scene. I think only the oldest brother has actual lines. If I remember correctly this girl was the youngest person in the country to ever win a comedy award.

ha. I’m from liverpool. wow.

queerpong:

i wonder what war soulja boy fought in

dysphorism:

zarry:

*puts hot laptop battery over stomach to help with period cramps*

I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

FUCK

Watching as tumblr turns into basically this

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Pete Wentz tattoo appreciation 

Title:THIS TRANSITION
Artist:Fall Out Boy
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soulpunkes:

The transition from 20 Dollar Nose Bleed to West Coast Smoker gives me life

And the charts are boring,
And the kids are snoring,
And the girl’s in a sling,
You say you’re not listening and I said I’m wishing
And I said… I SAID..

spooktrick:

joetrohmanislame:

spooktrick:

reblog this with the stupidest photo of pete wentz you can find

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OH YM GOD IM SOBBING

got these skinny jeans on

bootykage:

cant bend my knees