i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
favourite pictures of patrick for ourchemicalromances (≧◡≦)
(There’s a small pause at the start.)
HOLY FUCK PLEALISTIM CRYING
There’s this post about how if your feminism doesn’t include destroying racism it’s white supremacy.
This is why it’s white supremacy. Like yeah Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a man, but he’s also a man of color. Gloating about how Lucy, a film where a white woman who’s shown to be shooting men of color for not speaking English in a country where English isn’t widely spoken… isn’t intersectional feminism. Instead it’s the essence of white feminism because it’s glorifying the white hero in a non white country, when we are less than a century away from white Europe having colonized the majority of what is now referred as “third world countries” make no mistake colonialism is not dead. So basically if you see Lucy in the theater unfollow me rn.
Boycott Lucy watch Hercules.
black holes actually exist and here we are worrying about whether people on the internet like us or not
all sense of money goes out the window when you’re standing in line at the merch table
I WANT A CURRENT GENERATION OF HOGWARTS STUDENTS THAT SPEAK IN MEMEss
someone tries to send the entire script of bee movie as a howler
the first rule of fight club