Tell Me A Lie

From A New Perspective


Hi I'm Martha!
I run this blog. Its not that special.
what do you expect from a weird Asian kid?
I blog about bands and TV shows.
And I crying is my passion.



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Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.


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Deputy Headmistress

Art done under an hour.

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

brue:

Fall Out Boy “Save Rock and Roll” - 2014 MDA Telethon Performance

Muscular Dystrophy Association

Published on Aug 31, 2014

Laila Ali introduces Fall Out Boy’s performance of “Save Rock and Roll” on the 2014 MDA Show of Strength Telethon.

Donate now at http://www.mda.org!

benderliam:

reblog this if your icon is your favorite person ever

Now I will know where Onions came from.

officialfinland:

Just reenacted #FightClub with @falloutboy. @petewentz is Angel Face and I am Narrator. #monumentour #minnesota #stpaul #falloutboy #petewentz #patrickstump #joetrohman #andyhurley #meetandgreet #concert (at Minnesota State Fair Grandstand)

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

jonathangriff:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

sophmoreslump:

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111

glorfyndel:

all my fav characters are categorised into 4 ‘types’

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"