it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Disney Princess Movies before and after name changes.
"how can we improve these titles?"
I swear I never meant to love Fall Out Boy this much
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
One time I was at the grocery store with my mom when an older man starts staring at my ass and the worst part was that he was standing next to his wife and kids so I start staring at his crotch and squinting really hard even tilted my head to the side a little and let me tell you I have never seen anyone look more embarrassed in my life and I have never felt more accomplished it was fantastic
friendly reminder that giving smokers shit is the same as fat shaming (◡‿◡✿)
friendly reminder that second-hand smoking damages the people around you by making them inhale carbon monoxide and carcinogenic chemical compounds linked to diseases such as lung cancer and childhood leukaemia and can cause pregnant women to lose their baby whereas second-hand eating isn’t even a thing (◡‿◡✿)
reblogging for the second friendly reminder
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
This is what will be, oh, glory…
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
HOW FUCKING LAME DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO SEND NUDES OVER YOUR 3DS
how fucking lame do you have to be to not send nudes over your 3ds? they’re in 3d. they’re the nudes of the future, obviously. you’re moronic 2d nudes have gone out of style and nobody cares about your behind the times ass self. Get on my level, bitch.
Harry Potter cast members staring in other movie/tv roles
for John Cleese you put down the pink panther 2
I HAD NO IDEA THAT ABERFORTH IS MANCE RAYDER WOW
Best TV show ever.